Eric Mathew

Not active on twitter, sometimes I be sleeping.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

I wonder if flies call us walks

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

Wrestling is so stupid it's basically 2 people without pants fighting for a belt.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

The opposite of opposite of wrong is left.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

Not repaying your loan is like gifting your bank an asset without their consent to buy it.

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Japan mein ek baar singing competition tha. Saari cities ne gaana gaaya par Hiroshima Nagasaki.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

Auto drivers be split personality coz they react to the word 'Ricksha' as well.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

Sleeping comes so naturally to me that I can do it with both my eyes closed.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

@marcos_steenson Pehle bola tha nashe kam kr

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

Apni aawaz recording me sunne ke baad man krta hai jin jin se baat ki unse maafi maangu 🤐

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

The new iPhone costs 1450dollars. If I turn on the camera and point it towards the sky I better see Jesus and his 12disciples.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

I learn from the mistakes of the people who took my advice.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

@marcos_steenson Congratssss bantai 🎉🎉

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

M in INDIAN LAW stands for male rights....

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

Mask pehenna toh ek bahana hai
Hakikat ye hai ki
Insaan kudrat ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi raha........

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

No lockdown but strict guidelines is same as I love you but as a friend.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai...
Isiliye hum sote bhe late hai aur uthte bhe late.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

Who needs April fool day when your entire life is a joke.....

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

If you ever feel alone just switch off the lights and watch a horror film. You'll always feel someone behind you.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

I used to think drinking is bad for health then I stopped thinking.

[Eric Mathew @EricMat42]

Sometimes words aren't enough😖
Diagram bhe banani padtee hai.....