EricMBAMF

Only child, badass MF, chaturanga AF, Montana attorney, child of the 80’s

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Is there a song title more dated than Huey Lewis’ “It’s Hip to Be Square?” Jesus.

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@MaryndaM

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@GiveAGirlASword

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@bertkreischer Sometimes the debate of whether its big ol balls or stupidity settles itself.

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@GovernorBullock

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People that use *”irregardless” self identify. Do everyone a favor and do not correct them.

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@TamiDaBushPilot Poop flavored ice cream or ice cream flavored poop?

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@CNN I bet you could get them to throw in a bald eagle.

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@andreasavage Almost makes it hard to be a spaz.

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@nytimes I feel you would have to eat penguin

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@ItsSamG Say “making love” instead of “humping” for added effect

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https://t.co/lhHcUeYced

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@GirlsDoneWrong

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@espn Best I’ve seen in a long time

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@ItsSamG Too bad the exchange rate is 15%

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People’s haircuts reflect when they believe they were living their best life.

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I will be starting a class action lawsuit poop. Please save your receipts in a place your loved ones can find them after you die from a heart attack. #thinkahead

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@ItsSamG Like giving someone with mental health problems a loaded gun.