Eric Neil Gutierrez

Depends on who you ask

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@ProjectLincoln Short Short Man by Gillette

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@ProjectLincoln Du Hast by Rammstein

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“Yes!! The homemade hummingbird nectar that I made works!” is not something I ever thought I would text

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Ok, soon as you finish reading this call or text someone you love telling them how you feel. No seriously, do it. They need to know right now. Happy Sunday

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Why do seeded grapes even exist? Also, how to seedless grapes make more seedless grapes?

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@babshowlin Ted Lasso is so damn wonderful. I May Destroy You is a must see. I Care A Lot was devious fun

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@hbomax No it’s not

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Democrats won the Senate. It’s time we start acting like it. F*ck Mitch. He lost.

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@sarahcpr Making the bed & changing diapers. I’ve always been an overachiever

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@JoJoFromJerz I have relatives by the dozen. A third of them say “Cranpa”. As in, “Let’s go visit Cranpa”. You know, instead of Grandpa. Like he’s a flavor of Ocean Spray

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@jacobdharen Gaston

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@JoJoFromJerz I had to collect stool samples from my 3yr old for the Dr. The tube came with a lil scooper where you scoop and pack the poop in. That action should now be referred to as “Trumping”. Packing in as much poop as can fit in one tiny space

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@theESInetwork Again, I am not with ESI anymore. Please delete this tweet, not just my comment. Thank you!

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@theESInetwork I am actually not with ESI anymore. Please have Garrett or Nelson approve posts before posting and also delete this post. Thank you!

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"There is a God and he lives in the United States, mostly." My aunt during the #Olympics #amazing #familyquotes

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Meanwhile in LA, ashes rain from the sky... #fireseason #sadness #pinksky

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@brettk @Bloodline That is literally what we did! Did Amber tell you or did you just know in your heart?

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Is #El-p actually @Sethrogen rapping as an #alterego? #runthejewels to #jamesfrancoshouse

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#burgerking if your objective was to make me #nauseous every time I think #Hotdogs you succeeded. I see his #chewedfood

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Congrats to #TedCruz, I mean #graysonallen for #Duke squeaking by #UNCW