Eric Northman

Vampire Sheriff of Area 5, owner of Fangtasia.

[Lauren Scales @colvincouture]

Such a fun time! TDKR movie premiere @ericnorthman #trueblood

[Kristin Bauer @IamKristinBauer]

OMGodric! My kickstarter campiagn w/ #trueblood incentives is up!!! Help me spread the word!... http://t.co/agb2rJ8B

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

*nodding to acknowledge blonde* #TrueBlood

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

I call it offering. RT @RobGibsonSr: @EricNorthman So if a person Texts a vamp, do we call it Vexting? Hmmm or Vamping?

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

*eyebrow raise* RT @Diamonds_Pearlz: Ab+ is the rarest Blood type. Its better than fairy blood..

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

*texting* #TrueBlood

[Pamela de Beaufort @PamDBeaufort]

-sly smirk curls on her lips- You only dislike it when it doesn't involve you, @EricNorthman. Let bi-girls be bi-girls? @Tara_ThorntonBT

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

Now Pamela, you know how I dislike foreplay in front of the customers. @PamDBeaufort @Tara_ThorntonBT

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

I must pay a visit to Mark Zuckerberg. Glamour him into buying iStake and give it a true death. #TrueBlood

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

As @Tara_ThorntonBT walks away I think @PamDBeaufort made a good choice. Weak humans make pitiful vampires.

[SH10151 @Impos_prince]

@Tara_ThorntonBT @ericnorthman "yessum, missa Eric"

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

@Tara_ThorntonBT As your employer I command you to accommodate the humans. *motions to the bar*

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

#TeamNorthman Always accepting donors. RT @MilftasticJJC: I saw you let Pam go. So you got space on your roster, right? @EricNorthman

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

*aversive stare* RT @Tara_ThorntonBT: *looks over at @EricNorthman* so what do I call ya? Pappy? Grampaw? Granddaddy? Pa-paw?? #TrueBlood

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

*tongueing drip of blood from corner of mouth* #TrueBlood

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

*extends fangs, pushes hair from neck and slowly presses lips against flesh….* RT @likajedi: @EricNorthman A am a Brazilian A+!!!

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

But what I’d like more is a type-A of Brazilian decent. #donor

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

I do like a pun. RT @WinterBercier: its a shame her progeny doesn't like you much I bet you could have taught her to suck the right way ;)

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

Attained. RT @renatashaheen: @EricNorthman and where have u been?! #TrueBlood

[Eric Northman @EricNorthman]

What to do with @KillerPumps and her progeny. Best suggestion may get my attention. *fang pop* #TrueBlood