Derek Schnozborn

If you bring something up to your lips, expecting it to be ice cold, and it's room temperature, it's going to feel like your mouth is on fire

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

USA USA USA USA!!!!!!

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

Canada never had a chance

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

Anyone know if Premier Lanes would host a wedding?

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

ABG - Always Be Golfing

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

Uhhhmmmm Matt Stafford’s teeth??????? Wtf man

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

You ever wanna see a group of teenagers truly experience panic? Go to Tim Hortons at 9am and order more than one breakfast sandwich. “FUCK!!! WE’RE OUT OF EGG!” “WE’RE OUT OF FUCKING BISCUITS!”

Meanwhile, McDonald’s is bored that you only ordered 30 McWhateverthefucks

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

I had to buy a new tv so I’ll be staying in for a while and just watching it to get my moneys worth

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

I’m sorry bish, but you’re not better than Target bathing suits

[Zack @ZackR1999]

On this day in 2008, Zetterberg's Conn Smythe shift #lgrw

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

Having your phone paid off is a BIG flex

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

One day, you too could own a zero turn and experience pure happiness

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

Is the MJR jingle on Apple Music? I want to add it to my library

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

Drive your Goped like you mean it. Hard, tight. She’ll run clean.

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

IT’S OLIVER’S 1000 DAY ON EARTH!!!😜🤪😵‍💫

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

@janekathrynn You can go cry me a river too for all I care

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

Smh Rory’s crying, not a good look

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

lol Rory’s gonna choke

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

I like to browse Facebook market place and message people that they could probably get even more money for their POS, already over priced item

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

Smh so weak

[Derek Schnozborn @EricOzborne]

VAN DAY