Eric Haley

Web dev. “software engineer” driver, detailer, car lover. A true genius who can fix about anything. Often overlooked. @IATSE stagehand. #AuDHD #Neurodivergent

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Fun fact: Humans don’t have specific receptors for wetness.

Our brains infer it from a combination of temperature and touch signals.

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@landofthe80s I bet that smelled awesome

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@Reeseforsure Beer is great, but I’ll go for a Mexican Coke

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@Reeseforsure Get in loser, we’re going couraging

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As a software engineer, I appreciate that you want to assess my skills and ability, but asking us to take a skills assessment pre-application is a step too far. Base an offer on the results of an assessment, but it’s unreasonable to expect us to donate time without an offer.

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@Reeseforsure Gym: We’re open 24/7

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@NotTodayEric But does it bring the boys to the yard?

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@Reeseforsure “Let’s go!”

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@Reeseforsure Hot on the outside, cold in the middle?

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@Dilmerv Year you graduated high school. It is for me.

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@Quadcarl @Phil_Lewis_ They had to give back their Grammy

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@OnDisasters @ATRightMovies Good eye!

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@mweinbach No whey

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@matvelloso Is there a $50K sock available for it?

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@nikitabier “It’s fast, but it’s definitely a pig…”

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@dougs_cars The bumper doubles as a boomerang

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@sodamncoolsmom Surely you’re not talking about the apartments…

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@TheHappySlut1 Why can’t we be all left?

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@herprettybones Where the coffee is iced, but that wasn’t the intent

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@thejackhopkins I’ve never understood the appeal