Eric Toolander

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[Eric Toolander @EricSchmorics]

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide

[Hamburger HelpMe @hamburgerhlpme1]

Me listening to Local Natives

[Eric Toolander @EricSchmorics]

@JonJonMcD Fuck you

[SI Media @SISportsMedia]

Me in the theatre watching Space Jam 2

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@buffalobills plz plz plz post a graphic of the Bills in the wrong state every away game for good luck. 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Eric Toolander @EricSchmorics]

I better not be the first mother fucker to die getting shot by a 3D printed gun

[Mikey from Canarsie. (mikeym00n) @mikeym00n]

Really digging my new 3D printer.

[Eric Toolander @EricSchmorics]

@buffalobills PETERMAN

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I wash my hands before peeing at a bar because I think the door knob is icky but I also have never used a condom before. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Eric Toolander @EricSchmorics]

Baseball is so bad that one time I saw a baseball highlight and thought it was a geico commercial

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

wow... drake really nailed our generation with this one 👏👏👏

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@kristinderby Wow. That gif is stupid impressive. I’m done.

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@kristinderby Psh, like a guy talked to at a bar

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@kristinderby Psh, like you’d be up at 1am

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@kutekevii @bigassjesus Holy crap that was a year ago

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@kutekevii Comedy bang bang or spontaneanation

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Come on guys. Does DJ khaled look like someone who even knows how to eat pussy? Dude doesn’t even know the alphabet.

[Eric Toolander @EricSchmorics]

YOOO IF KANYE TWEETED THIS IT WOULD BE ON FOX, CNN, ESPN, ANIMAL PLANET, AND THE WEATHER CHANNEL

[Eric Toolander @EricSchmorics]

When’s the last time common sense was common?