Eric Stevens

I’m the same everywhere.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

How big is my butt please

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

@ericalynnhickey Back on Twitter just to complain that he ran some of my photos without credit, and when I complained, said he had no way to know where they came from, then added credit to a different person.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

@mattcorkum So not “now available,” but allegedly coming next month with 16.3. I’m pretty confident I won’t need my air conditioner yet.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

Temporarily breaking my Twitter absence to say that this week’s @BobsBurgersFOX is a television masterpiece.

Please give me your phone number so I don’t have to come back here, @lorenbouchard

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

In 2004, desperate for free music to fill my new iPod, I found three songs by a band called Crashing Blue.

I still listen to them.

A decade later I found band member @mattcorkum and now I know a weird amount about traffic in Halifax.

Thanks, Twitter.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

@rochplanner It takes a long time to put labels and stamps on anonymous, illegal postcards.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

FYC: Chew on This: Great Chip Taste Test

One Emmy, please.

https://t.co/6GLPVdwG9P

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

Nothing says election night like bourbon from a paper hotel cup.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

@fictionfree Yeah, if you need an instruction manual on how to sign up, I don’t see any service taking off.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

@angelojasa I had to make my own.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

Be nice to your favorite political person tomorrow. We’ve entered the period where we come up with great ideas that can’t be executed anymore.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

@News_8 The printing part makes these not electronic ballots.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

Not necessarily a Phillies fan, but the manager who decided to lay me and almost 500 other people off in May 2020 is an Astros fan, so…

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

If we all leave Twitter, where will I complain that UPS told me my signature-required package would be delivered between 12:45 and 4:45, then changed it to “by 7:00,” and apparently didn’t even put it on a truck today? My mom stopped answering my calls.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

@billkuchman My favorite DC movie is “Batman v Nobody”

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

Maybe Twitter is bad now, but Facebook just sent me a notification two days late.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

@bibbymoynihan’s Drunk Uncle remains an all-time best SNL (or at least Weekend Update) character, next to Gilda’s Emily Litella and Roseanne Roseannadanna.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I suspect the new snickerdoodle Oreos are just the carrot cake version with sprinkles in the filling.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

Treat every tweet like it’s your last.

[Eric Stevens @EricStevensINO]

Treat every tweet like it’s your last.