Eric Faulkner

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

Cool new tool I got in my birchbox. https://t.co/lwRGAVlZZU

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

Birthday card I made for a 4 year old girl that I dont know. I hope it doesnt scare her. I was told… https://t.co/zTvJpj7e3Q

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

8 hours in the rain on my feet and I all have to show for it is a shitty cup. #woodies https://t.co/kCjiA7ZxgJ

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

Check it out @DezBryant #USMNT

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

Hey @ThrowUpTheX just got my custom #dezbryant #USMNT away kit!

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

Hey @DezBryant I just got my custom USMNT away kit reppin the X. #dezbryant #USMNT #balleralert

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

Custom Dez Bryant 2015 #USMNT away kit #ThrowUpTheX #dezbryant https://t.co/Nc91BiFb5v

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

Texas, yall. https://t.co/clxDNgUxR5

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

It is 2015 everyone. Does the color of the dress really matter? #TheDress

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

.@whatwouldDOOdo you are my new favorite, and I am a Rangers fan. Llama let you finish... winning

[Sean Doolittle @whatwouldDOOdo]

Llama let you finish but that is one of the bluest dresses of all time

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

My dog ate my contact lens right out of my left eye. #reallove. He said "You gotta start taking your contacts out at night, i was hungry."

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

.@minamehvar I dont get it.

[mina @minamehvar]

I am starting a twitter campaign to find Rebekah's husband, Ben. I really hope he didn't have to work tonight. #SOTU #weneedtofindben

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

@FireballWhisky @TreffsTavern for real. We need 2 track jackets size M and 2 pairs of board shorts size L. Make it happen please!

[The Dragon @FireballWhisky]

@EricThe_F @TreffsTavern Love shown! BOOM!

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

Hey @FireballWhisky I work @TreffsTavern where we sling more of your drank than anywhere in Texas. Show me some love!

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

.@DezBryant my X is still up in the air. The league better get ready for vengeance next season! #ThrowUpTheX

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

Hipster date happening right before my eyes. They were happy together before it was cool. http://t.co/wiOjjlD6ta

[Eric Faulkner @EricThe_F]

Making Christmas cookies... Like a damn man. http://t.co/iPEtDWxQsD