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I write the reviews for the free Mental Health Clinics.

[dummy @EricTrundy]

At the bar:
*leans in, whispers in her ear*
"Hey..you wanna come back to my place and cry together?"

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@carlos_valencia I was thinking about getting back on FB so people would book me again... but now I just need to find out where I can find some British Knights.

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@elutzmdcom Will do. Typically I would’ve listened already, but won’t have a chance until sometime tomorrow. Will reply and let ya know ASAP. Thanks for being there @ComixMoheganSun ... you guys were so great all weekend!

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@ComixMoheganSun this weekend w/ THEE @Ornyadams , for two more shows tonight with a small number of tickets available, It’s worth coming out, this is the second standing ovation in two shows. The guy is the real deal, and hitting on all cylinders. One of the best in the world.

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@JennyChalikian Doin the LORDS work!

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@JennieStencel @chelseaperetti No.... you do not.

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You ever have a cry last so long you can’t breathe... you end up on the floor.... before you know it, you’re just sobbing and doing the dishes.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'll straight up eat a club sandwich at a cottage and cottage cheese at the club I really don't give a shit anymore.

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“We gotta get ready for this hurricane, it’s supposed to be bad and we might get stuck inside for a while” - people

“Yeah.. I guess ima go ahead & just keeeeeeep layin then” -Me paralyzed w depression anyhow.. SOOOOO business as usual.

[J.D. Etheridge @jdthicc]

@EricTrundy You’ve been saying that your momma was black all these years and I kinda didnt believe it. Nigga you should’ve just said her name was Bernice and I would’ve believed you immediately.

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@KayArePea @RyanPHiggins He SAAAAAAAID “People”

[dummy @EricTrundy]

So poor, I’m starting to have dreams that I’m having fun at Wal-mart.

[dummy @EricTrundy]

My mother and I don’t speak a lot. This was the first interaction in a while and I decided to let her know I’ve been homeless for a while, as well as her reaction.

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I love it when my Hulu commercials get stuck on all Spanish speaking commercials, because I get to giggle thinking about some racist hillbilly getting so mad that he can’t just catch up on greys anatomy without everyone speaking ‘Merican

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@mkierstgotjokes @jfishercomedy At the end of the day.... I just want a fucking Cinnabon now.

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Babies are fucking dumb....but they right about these dogs n stuff.

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@LadyNajaGirl @JennieStencel Great mom! Don’t want iPads? take em, have the kids donate them. I raised 3 boys that turned out to be good men (mostly.. 1 of them is a bit of a dick) Smashing their shit is a shithead move, that teaches a bad lesson.Taking away & teaching is effective parenting & less violent.

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@JennieStencel Agreed... also, I love that anytime I go to comment on someone’s stuff , there’s always someone else who responded that is blocked. My block list strong