Eric Johnson

Bluff for my dinner

[𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓁𝑒 𝒲𝒾𝒸𝓀🕯️ @Fresh_Fontana]

𝗢𝗻𝗰𝗲 $MASK 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘂𝗽.

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@SalVetriDFS Add

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@tedcruz You really are the dumbest fuck in congress. Can’t do simple math? Who knew Herman Munster could be just as dumb as he looks 🤷🏻

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

AS MANY KNOW, DONALD “TACO” TRUMP — AUTHOR OF THE ART OF THE "DEAL" (A BOOK HE SHOULD RETURN TO THE LIBRARY) — JUST MISSED THE BEST DEAL IN HISTORY. HE ALWAYS “CHICKENS OUT” (TARIFFS, CHINA) — BUT EVEN A “CHICKEN” SHOULD KNOW A GOOD “DEAL” WHEN HE SEES ONE. I, YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, OFFERED THE BEST, MOST “AMAZING DEAL” IN HISTORY: STOP RIGGING TEXAS MAPS AND CALIFORNIA WON’T MAKE OURS MORE “BEAUTIFUL.” SADLY — BUT NO SURPRISE — DONALD WAS TOO WEAK (LITTLE HANDS) TO EVEN WRITE ME BACK. NO DEAL! AND NO DEAL = PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL MAPS THAT WILL “END” HIS PRESIDENCY. SOON HE WILL NOT BE “47.” PATRIOTS WILL TAKE BACK CONGRESS. MANY SAY I SHOULD RUN FOR SPEAKER (I WON’T!!!). MAKE THE MAPS GREAT AGAIN! LIBERATION DAY TOMORROW!!! THANK YOU! — GCN

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@dieworkwear FAFO

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@Suzierizzo1 I can’t see enough videos like this!! ❤️

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@ricanking6 Got 3! Thanks!

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@elonmusk 😂 😂😂😂😂

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@LibelFreeZone @franklinisbored @elonmusk

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@elonmusk

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@YahooFantasy I have a question regarding my salary cap keeper league that I have sent you a private message about. My live draft is Sunday. Please help.

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@stoolpresidente @GovTimWalz You need to look harder. An exact date for when Walz filed to run for congress can be found just like an exact date for when his unit found out they were being deployed can be found. There’s records of all this.

[Jason Derulo @jasonderulo]

I’m giving $1,000 in $JASON to someone random who reposts this post (must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you!)

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@SalVetriDFS Yes please and thanks 🙏

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@Mayoralpodcast @WallStreetApes @GuntherEagleman Play stupid games… win stupid prizes! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@WallStreetApes Lock his bitch ass up!

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@MNHockeyGuy66 @BigOrangePunch He definitely doesn’t but I’ll take Mark Twain’s advice here.

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@KRONYX_ @BigOrangePunch Correct.. a 9 second call would’ve been more appropriate

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@cruderschmidt @BigOrangePunch Do a little research on the actual rule. You clearly don’t know what it is.

[Eric Johnson @EricWBJohnson]

@KellytheJr @thunderforge_us @Matt_Wakefield @BigOrangePunch Wrong