Eric Gorder

Believer, Son, Brother & Working Man

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@alexismarierg I think you’re supposed to go to Shake Shack first then spin class afterward

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I’ve seen ascot ties making a come back as of late. The only acceptable person to rock one is Fred from Scooby-Do in my opinion

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Does the Whole 30 cookbook require you to post your meal on social media? It must be apart of the recipes each day for each meal based on the amount of posts I see anymore...
Breakfast:
1 egg
2 avocados
1 Instagram Post
3 Snapchat stories

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It’s currently 64° outside in Huntington. This is what dreams are made of...drinking coffee in shorts and a sweatshirt at the beach

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ASU playing on the road for the remainder of their schedule may be the death of them. March can’t come soon enough to see how we end up

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When dudes wear belts with suspenders I wonder if they know that’s not necessary. That’s like wearing 2 hats where 1 is facing forward and the other backwards. Like I guess that’s kind of helpful but it’s overkill

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JT dropping that new music next month #hyphy #spoice

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You know why 2018 is going to be great? I just ate 9 pieces of bacon for breakfast. I’m starting off this New Year hot

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It’s annoying seeing people moan and complain about their jobs on social media to everyone. Simple solutions: fix the issue, remove yourself from that line of work, or grow up and get over yourself #chooseoption3

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Shoutout to John Wayne Airport and their always consistent 4 min wait at TSA. Adding to that, loving the Stella Artois pop up bar next to my gate

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I’ve become a true Southern California boy. Im miserable when the temp is above 85° and freezing when it’s colder than 68°

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I just crushed a pot a coffee by myself, needless to say Tuesday is starting with a bang

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Wait, there's 3 fights before the big fight tonight? I guess I'm about to learn about boxing for the next hour and a half

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My tailor just essentially told me I have a nice booty. Where as I see that as a compliment, he was too timid to say it #humblebrag

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I didn't lose any of my groom men this weekend....I think it's safe to say I conquered Vegas. I also won $75 #winwonconquered

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I'm determined to show them the Dr Phil video this afternoon. My office needs more culturing

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I've been yelling "cash me outside" all week in my office and nobody knows what I'm referring to. How bow dah?

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Earth day means beach day. About to go get #pitted

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If your vehicle has large and obnoxious headlight eyelashes, you can't be trusted. Especially if it's a VW Beetle

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Happy Saint Patrick's Day