Eric Kalis

Proud father of Alison Rose and Ayla Gabrielle. Senior Vice President at @Boardroompr. @univmiami '06

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@atrupar Noted manly man Ted Cruz now the arbiter of masculinity

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@AbramsonFL @WadexFlash Just make sure to get a different artist to do this one!

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@AbramsonFL @DavidFurones_ I would swap Elway for either Unitas or Peyton

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@AbramsonFL @REOSuperFan @RealJorgeSBeach The ribs at Uncle Al's are what make it a HOF dive

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@JMP1063 @UnSportsESPN @EvCoRadio @msmallmon Yes but he probably should take a break from saying it every single night on a Twitch stream

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@AbramsonFL @kathrynw5 Our short-term memory ages a lot worse than long-term. You'd think it would be the opposite but some of those vivid childhood memories endure

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@atrupar Did Pulte cut his hair with a weed whacker?

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@AbramsonFL @TheSergioGarcia @grok He pulled a Sergio haha (i.e. acted like a petulant child and damaged stuff on a golf course)

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@CNN Imagine listening to that voice voluntarily on a regular basis

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@AbramsonFL @SpursCentral Duncan is still underrated historically, likely because of the lack of outward emotion/personality

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@AlexDonno 27....guess I need to live more haha

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@umphreysmcgee Any chance you're coming to Miami/South Florida this year?

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@aflickerofdoubt @atrupar Very much so, you're demonstrating it perfectly by overlooking the obvious mountain of historical evidence that he is racist and misogynist because you seem to want to believe he isn't under the guise of "searching for truth"/faux neutrality

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@aflickerofdoubt @atrupar 10-plus years of sample size, it's his go-to racist euphemism. Threw in a De Niro "low IQ" to throw you off the scent. Usually "lightweight" is his go-to for females or white people who hurt his feelings

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@aflickerofdoubt @atrupar Low IQ is his constant euphemism for black people/minorities. Anyone who doesn't see that is willfully overlooking it. The guy wants to use the N-word soooo bad, "low IQ" is his form of restraint

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@AbramsonFL @aakashgupta Wawa is delicious but nothing I eat there sits well. It's a me problem haha

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@AbramsonFL @aakashgupta Somehow in 42 years of living I've never tried Sonic. Need to find one nearby to see what the hype is about

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@AbramsonFL @aakashgupta 100%. I can't even stomach it now and it used to be a go-to option in a pinch

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@AbramsonFL @KMaC703 That's why the college football national title game was such a pleasant surprise to me. I was expecting more of a corporate vibe like the SB, but it was the most electric, passionate atmosphere I've experienced at a major sporting event

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@AbramsonFL @darrenrovell @RayGreyfox Notorious understander of 25-and-Under preferences Darren Rovell