Omegle and ChatRoulette were the forbidden fruits of childhood.
We were warned not to.
We did it anyways.
And through the darkness, illuminated by the dim light of the family desktop, Satan would take the form of a naked 32 year old man.
People in the 1800's:
"We will simply walk to Oregon."
Me in the 2023:
“Ah, yes.. the temptation of using the motorized shopping cart. It grows stronger.”
Go to the gym before 9AM.
You’ll see Gen X using the cable equipment in ways you never thought possible.
Sanitize your equipment folks, Covid isn’t the only thing on that bar.
Panda Express is the riskiest fast food. This is a place where the mood of an single employee more or less decides how big your portion size will be today.
If my son wants apple juice, I give him half water and half apple juice but the juice I buy is already watered down. The first time this kid has a glass of full sugar apple juice he’s gonna fucking powerbomb me through our coffee table.
Y'all remember when snapchat would let us conduct our investigative work in peace. You could look at everyone's top 3 and the people who had disabled that feature were sus and red flagged. Man, simpler times.