Eric Stump

Pasty and Proud.

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I hate apples to apples.

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Leaving the 21st for Greece. If you want to hang out before I go, let me know!

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@jordannburnss @Kirstyn_Elaine he is a wise man.

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Skype. Dawwww. @Kirstyn_Elaine is so happy to seeeee me!

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When your 'need' to have cable supercedes the needs of the hungry you have a problem. #rememberthepoor

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Storm of the century! #hail #rain #wind #wherewereyou

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My parents bought tickets to go see Kelly Pickler. Hahahahaha

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Everyone have their fingers still?

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and here i sit, clipping my nails for the 2nd time in 6 days. this is my cross.

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babysitting today. man kids are bad at poker. just kidding. #unofordayzzzz

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MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK. :(

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Jesus: "Love your enemy", "Turn the other cheek" Christians: "Lets shoot anyone who tries to harm us"

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@JoniCoken Maybe something like this?

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I think I'm going to get into the shower curtain making business. Seems lucrative.

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@BootsMaGootz that works though! Tom riddle! It's brilliant

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@BootsMaGootz we need a nickname for him. Start brainstorming

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@BootsMaGootz IS TACO BELL BREAKFAST EVERYTHING I IMAGINE IT TO BE?!

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I think my mom entered her 'crochety old lady' stage of life 60 years too early. God help those that know her when shes actually old.

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My mom has this uncanny ability to always sing 1 half step below any song she hears. It's a real joy on car rides. #ohcrystal