Happy Birthday America!
If I was born in any other country I wouldn’t be where I am today. I wasn’t born into wealth. I shouldn’t be MrBeast. This country gave me the freedom to chase my dreams and mindset that I can achieve anything. America isn’t perfect but dam I love her 🇺🇸
Reminder for all young parents:
You only get:
- 1 Summer with your baby
- 3 with your toddler
- 9 with your child
- 5 with your teenager
This time is precious. Don’t rush it.
It’s 2026, Chelsea.
Calling Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe racist isn’t going to work.
And besides, if @TonyHinchcliffe is a bigot then why is Kill Tony the most diverse show in comedy?
"Jaden McDaniels is my favorite player of all-time."
@anthonyedwards has never wavered in his support of his teammate, who put up a double-double in Game 3 on just 4 missed shots!
Game 3: 20 pts (9-13 fgm), 10 reb, W
Wolves seek 3-1 series tonight at 8:30 PM ET on ABC.
"This is good for the league. ... [Timberwolves-Nuggets] is one of the best rivalries in the NBA right now."
@RealMikeWilbon loves the trash talk during the NBA Playoffs 🍿
Joe Rogan’s guest running for mayor of LA reveals what SWAT officers told him off the record:
They said: There is “NOTHING we can do” about home invasions because “these people all know they’re getting out in 2 WEEKS.”
Pratt asked: “Isn’t that a felony?”
The officers replied: “Nope, you can go break into a house with a gun while people are there. Families. rob them, tie them up and get out [in 2 weeks].”
And if you’re the homeowner and decide to stand your ground, “you’ll get prosecuted.”
Pratt “personally advised” that if you live in LA and people with guns break into your home, you should “lock yourself in a closet and have your firearm and have a strong point.”
Watch how Rogan reacts to that…
Even Democrats are starting to realize how “insane” this is.
Things have gotten so bad that even LA liberals are now questioning whether Democrat policies are doing more good than harm.
Spencer Pratt currently has a 24% chance of becoming the next mayor of LA, according to Polymarket.
Project Hail Mary writer Andy Weir on social commentary in books:
“I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author.”