Eric W

I have absolutely no idea

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

Knocked my coffee cup on my desk and it played the opening chord to Dramamine, so I’ll be listening to modest mouse all day

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

Life isn’t always listening to Steely Dan and eating a cheese stick in a parking lot alone but I kinda wish it were

[🌱 stick 🌱 @briggityboppity]

cookiephus

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

I’m sitting outside and just letting my environmental concerns and desire to delay seasonal depression fight it out

[Community @CommunityTV]

six seasons...

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

Is shaking a bag of minute rice directly into my mouth while driving 73 on the highway a part of a delicious and nutritious breakfast? If not I may have messed up earlier

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

@QuinnStaats Donut be afraid, he has risen from the tray(ve)

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

Whoever curated the soundtrack to the 2007 masterpiece "Surf's Up" deserves so much more than they relieved.

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

It'll get worse

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

You meet your 18 year old self- you can say 150 words- what are they?

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

New years, same Brady getting sent to the SB by the refs

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

@lindseyyloulou https://t.co/xCLvMsTwzB

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

Aldi's, more like all deez deals amirite?!?!? Hahahahahahaha🤣😅

Im not doing well tbh

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

Shortly after this picture we realized we were on top of the wrong mountain and utterly fucked on time

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

Officially announcing my retirement from even thinking about hunting. I've been tracking the same damn cow for 3 hours

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

Tonight I made a $45 order for someone at work, I handed them back $5.26, they put the 5 in my tip jar, and then pulled out the 4 ones (all of my other tips) so that they only had to tip one dollar.
To misquote @LilNasX
" hey I made you a panini, don't you be a meanie"

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

@lindseyyloulou So is the rest of his water

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

Hello, I have chosen an arbitrary day of the year to announce that I am pergananant

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

@CateSlean Jurassic Park

[Eric W @Eric_Wolf8]

BIG

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Community is coming to Netflix April 1st! No foolin' 🙌