Erica

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Happily Attend a Function Even Though You Don’t Know the Parking Situation: https://t.co/IkypAVN4rg

[Tanka Jahari @jodileighbee]

Me after finishing season 6 in one day after waiting 4 whole years for a new season #BlackMirror

[Netflix @netflix]

Black Mirror is finally back with 5 new mind-bending episodes premiering on June 15, only on Netflix

[raf @zoeyduatch]

okay i finish jury duty and i want to make it VERY clear that when i say i hate all men RONALD IS NOT INCLUDED. that man is the softest sweetest most gentle angel i’ve ever seen and him being a man is simply a character flaw i can easily overlook

[Erica @Erica765R]

I don’t know if I’m more disturbed by the fact that I want maternity spanx or the fact that they actually exist.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Do we all have that friend that when you go out with them it feels like they’re a local politician who knows everyone on earth and you’re their weird mute friend who just left the house for the first time in 8 years and is learning to smile again

[Safiq 🎙️ Sah•feek @ItsBankhead_]

42 minutes into The Menu.. girl I thought this was about food?

[Erica @Erica765R]

I will get through this work day one 3 minute @MyFavMurder fan cult video at a time🥴

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i suck at comforting people. they be like “i wanna die” and i say "mood”

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i can’t explain it but crossing the road is honestly so embarrassing

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

nobody :

absolutely nobody:

my brain:

[Rakesh Satyal @rakeshsatyal]

Normalize replying to emails with “what.”

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My favorite part of daylight savings is I get an extra hour of sleep. My least favorite is the overwhelming depression I feel at 4pm every day as the sun sets

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me at any social gathering