Erica Bardin

Standup-Writer-Hyphenator. Produced/Written for Comedy Central. @danceswithfilms & @seriesfest pilot. @theblcklst @FilmIndependent Episodic Fellow.

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

You HAVE to have babies and GOOD LUCK feeding them. Bye! I’ve gotta run to a tee time at Mar-a-Lago. #BabyFormulaShortage

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

@TheTaraErickson BUDDY - it's fake news.

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Melania just chucked a molotov cocktail of a reveal on her abortion stance. 👀

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

Lila gives us a good reminder of the danger in seeking a return to old normalcy after a huge crisis (with her usual eloquence). Also reminds us how health care shits the bed when it comes to women.

Check out @StuyHealth

[Lila Nordstrom @lilainchelsea]

Great piece on today’s @WNYC All Things Considered - really thoughtful interviewer. Very happy to have been a part of it. https://t.co/KVZreUgBNz

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

So how does future President Harris get her MAGA hat? Trump can write it off so I’m sure he’ll follow through with it. #PresidentialDebate

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

Trump just got Swiftly shut down.

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If you’re going burn someone you better nail it. Awkward vibes. #imspeaking #PresidentialDebate

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

It’s true when I delivered my girls, the hospital sent down both breastfeeding experts and exeuctioners. #PresidentialDebate2024

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

People, people hide your dogs!!!! #Debate2024 #PresidentialDebate2024

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

We need to give a ton of fing props to these firefighters. They're amazing.

I didn't even make my own coffee today.

[San Bernardino National Forest @SanBernardinoNF]

Line Fire Community Meeting
https://t.co/VBqjSIuU3f

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

Human alert! Human alert!

[Shiv 💡 @airgups23]

We spend so much of our time, energy, and resources on giving our kids a great education, because we know that education leads to great outcomes.

But once we enter the corporate world, we think of training for ourselves as a "nice to have" because it's hard to measure ROI. 🤷‍♂️

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

The coconut tree has been shook and everyone has fallen out. #earthquake

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

Too many things I’m obsessed with. Just one big SSRI.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

okay on the real though, the official team name is ✨golden girls✨ (because oldest olympic team)

s/o to cecile🥹🤍

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

My cat judo kicked down the door to my babies' room. And I blame #JDVance.

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

@nowthisimpact We've got a zing.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Time for plan B

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

Got a call from a doctor's billing department that I owed $1,600. I just asked what was it for specifically?

She said, one moment, came back and said: "That was wrong. You don't owe anything."

Can I get "store credit" for whatever cardiac damage happened while I was on hold?

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

Thoughts on rewatching #IndependenceDay
1. It had to be a lot smokier in that cockpit from those cigars.
2. Put Bill Pullman on the ballot. Either as his character or actor Bill Pullman.
3. Harry Connick Jr., movies called, they want you back. Take a break from Australian Idol.

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

This feels like a trap.

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The monologue portion of this play is particularly painful. #Debates2024

[Erica Bardin @EricaBardin]

If only people could have foreseen that this was a bad idea. #debate