Things 6-8 year olds say about tattoos:
“That’s cool! It’s a dead fox!”
“And those are dead flowers!”
“That one looks like a monster exploded” (see profile pic)
“Is that a real adult tattoo? Like with needles?”
*This is your PSA to coach your kids’ sports teams. It’s a blast 😂
@drosophiladysci I covered my entire maternity leave with vacation and sick time. Because that was the policy. I didn’t even qualify for FMLA because I had only worked there for 364 days and 20 hours. I was *quite literally* 4 HOURS away from qualifying.
The Biology Dept at the University of Iowa (@uiowabiology) has two tenure-track assistant professor searches this year - one in cell biology (#74891) and one in neuroscience (#74892). To apply: https://t.co/p5zCkZeOCw. Reach out if you have questions. Please Retweet.
@drosophiladysci Ugh. It sucks. We had to go $20k above asking to get our house. There were other houses we put offers on that ended up going for $50k+ over asking.
Me watching @mnwild playoff hockey:
Changed up my authentic Winter Classic jersey for my (now maybe authentic?) Fanatics home jersey because of going to 2OT in game 1.
Refuse (so far) to wear my Reverse Retro against Dallas because *history*
@thepathphd Take a step back from your thesis and presentation for a couple days before. Last minute prepping isn’t necessary. You’re the expert on your research!
Once you get in there, the nerves will vanish very quickly and you’ll impress yourself with how much you know
Congratulations🎉
First 40-point triple-double in NCAA Tournament history.
Most points ever in a single NCAA Tournament.
Knocked off No. 1 overall seed South Carolina.
Led Iowa to first-ever WBB National Championship Game.
31.8 PPG | 10 APG
Thank you, Caitlin Clark.
Sincerely,
Sports Fans
Another great read from @RussoHockey
This was such a fun game to witness in person (still not sure if it matches the Carolina game that unlocked the team in November). I said on the way to the game that all I wanted was to see Boldy light it up. Kid did not disappoint.
Behind ‘the Matt Boldy and the Flower show’ and how Todd Boldy lost his ‘good hat’
On the #mnwild star’s latest brilliance and why his dad bought a new hat because he “knew” Matt would complete his latest hat trick
Funny, sweet story
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