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Executive Director of @phillypal. Author. Poet. Black coffee. She/Her. Chaotic Neutral. Repped by @kissedbyink at @belcastr.
Exciting news, friends! My debut memoir, "Don't Let Them Eat the Baby: Why Roller Derby is the Greatest Sport Never Sold" is finally out for pre-sale on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Powell's! https://t.co/Cq4XPh20za
@MikeMiss25 Is it finally time for us to start a roller derby podcast? J/k I'll never forget how you put in a good word for me, all those years ago. It meant a lot✌️
Well, hey, everyone! It's been a minute, but I have some good things happening with my memoir. We're nearly 3/4 funded on my debut memoir on Portland, Oregon's Banana Pitch Press. Check out our @Kickstarter https://t.co/L8C3sV12jf
Hands down Serrano won this fight. Taylor spent more time mashing her braids into Serrano’s cut than she did actually fighting 🤷🏻♀️ However…Serrano, I need your jersey asap because you made a new fan last night ✌🏻
@MikeChexx I was in town for literally 24 hours w/meetings, as is my brand lol. I promise next time I'll carve out time for actual fun and perhaps during baseball season? <3
I heard a woman on TikTok say that a country where rights are on the line every four years isn't actually a democracy. The stakes are very, very high right now.
tfw your forget your father was a drill sergeant in the army and when you tell him you did your 22 mile long run today, he asks if you were able to trick your brain out of feeling the pain 👀
@ElsaElsa Exactly where it falls in my natal chart. Like a lump of flaming lava forming a whole new island under the ocean that you won’t even see until the bottom of your boat runs aground on it.
Listen, this whole hullabaloo about @KamalaHarris eating a bag of Doritos when she's depressed is just so relatable that it's like a Bat-Signal for us GenX women. Honestly. Like, I've heard the call. It's me, I'm here.
Your politics aside, you need to understand that my 78-year-old mother--the first woman in her family to hold a full-time job and open her own bank account--legitimately thought she would not live to see another woman presidential candidate in her lifetime.