I'm so honored to have been chosen as a 2023 Fellow! As a writing geek since 2nd grade, I'm so excited to hone my skills specifically to wine writing. I'm headed to #NapaValley!
@wine_writers
Actual words I said to my husband today...
"I FOUND THE WHITE CASTLE RECEIPT!!"
(Feel free to play along with your actual words said to your significant others, pets, coworkers, kids, baristas...)
@WhiteCastle#white castle #fast food #foodhumor
I've always been full of big ideas.
From 2016..."Sweeping, mopping, and reorganizing the fine wine room. There's so much glitter on the floor from Christmas decorations, it looks like a strip club in here...and thus another one of my brilliant ideas is born!"
A poem...
The Cashier's Lament
Please don't throw money at me
Crumpled and sad.
Unless I'm wearing a bikini bottom and Dancing to ABBA on a greasy stage
And I get to keep the dollar bills.
@RetailHumor#retail#cashier#poem#abba
The rotisserie chicken guy, the sushi guy, and the seafood guy at #Shoprite are all singing together from their department stations and I feel like there is hope in the world.
#rotisseriechicken#Wakefern
Daughter: YOU ARE MY LIFE!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Me: Aww you are MY life, sweetie! I love you so much!
Daughter: .....
Me: Oh, you were talking to your snack, weren't you?
Good Health Snacks
#goodhealth#utz@UtzSnacks
I just got a press release that claims 49% of people masturbate while they're supposed to be working and I honestly can't tell if that number is really high or really low