Erica Nockalls

I can play the violin, me

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@clitneyjean @elonmusk This also:

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@jenni_hill1211 ...and why weren't WE invited?! I'm glad you had a great day.

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Poirot just seems to attract trouble.

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@SalopSkyBlue Exactly! I went to see a cookery demonstration by Will Holland, I was impressed. Never been to his gaff though, you?

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I'm really looking forward to the menopause.

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Reading service station garage toilets and been fallen on twice by a pissed punter. Nothing a Dettol bath won't fix.

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@cu3ik like the tear motif. I've not worked in acrylics before - how would you compare it to oil? I hear it comes off easier!

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When Michelin strip a chef of his star, does that mean they can't charge as much for their overpriced fiddly bits of pretentious guff?

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@kathrynhalton That's odd. I was ironing my red dress actually IN the venue when the support were on in Portsmouth. It's been a crazy week.

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I'm now taking oil painting commissions for Christmas. Take a look! http://t.co/sdlgJsIK

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@kenworthingtn ... They let you take your wine in to sit down. They even put it in a real glass, which is the height of decadence.

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Hanging.

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Professor Brian Cox is lovely. I'd like to go for a pint with him. I do like it when people know what they're on about.

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You don't see very many jelly moulds these days. I've got a bunny one, but it came out looking like road kill.

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The Wonder Stuff’s Miles Hunt & Erica Nockalls play Reading, Poole, Carlisle & Derby this week. For tickets links go to http://t.co/4gSfmZyw

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Miles + Erica Oct acoustic dates...
19 READING (Sub89), 20 POOLE (Mr Kips), 22 CARLISLE (The Brickyard), 23 DERBY (Victoria Inn). Come!

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I'm monster proofed.

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"BOR-ING!". That's my new catch phrase. Semi-shouted in a quasi sing-song fashion, as if mocking. Everyone should have a catch phrase.

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@milliekitty12 Thank you. We had a great time in Nantwich!

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And it's Goan fish curry time. Where's me pestle and mortar...?