Left Hook Larry

Wyoming Based Mixed Martial Artist. “if you didn’t get to take part, shit at least you got to witness”

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

Someone order the 20 piece combo?

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

Love getting told “reach out if you ever need to talk” and when I actually do, I get left on read lmao.

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

@Mattstephen16 I have never voted. Not because I don’t want to, but because in each election I’ve been eligible for there hasn’t been a person I’ve agreed with. It’s like that South Park episode, always picking between a giant fuckin douche or a shit sandwich.

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

@arielhelwani Same mistake he made sparring Mighty Mouse, answer the phone Winged C!🙏🏻💪🏻

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

All combat sports are cooked when Muay Thai finally gets the love it deserves in America. As far as entertainment goes, Muay Thai is a literal gold mine.

[JUDGE BOOTY @Mattstephen16]

No American should ever lose a fight to those fucking dorky ass Canadians

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

High functioning depression is so scary because no one knows that you're not ok. And even if you say something, people don't care because you don't present as someone who's falling off the deep end.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

you could literally be DEPRESSED for MONTHS & the only thing ppl will notice about you is how easily you get irritated….

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

No joke, leaving your house and returning home safely 24/7 everyday day is something to give God thanks for.

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

I have a confession.

Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan.

They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory.

And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album.

They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot.

The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part.

The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that.

The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia.

Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances.

I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

@WesTSiDaHNaP @garrettc55 @THEREALDAWG74 @GeeScottSr @NFL @druski Buddy also forgot all of the other offensive players, like quarterbacks, running backs, and tight ends. So make that 96/1 and turn it into 640-800/1 given all the skill positions. And I bet they’d be pissed about having their names fucked up on live TV too lmao.

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

Idk man, I think South Park may have had it right with the whole Mitch Conner thing

[Matt Rife @mattrife]

It’s not “brave” to say the the obvious thing that everyone is gonna clap for 😂

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

Don’t come to me asking for advice, and then get upset when my advice hurts your feelings. I’m not a yes man, I’m not gonna co sign on your bullshit. Imma tell you every way I see you fuckin up, and it’s up to you on how you handle it. Don’t like it, ask someone else then 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

Can’t wait for today’s episode of @arielhelwani show, cause I know he’s gonna implode on my broncos. And I’m all here for it🤣🤣🤣

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

YouTube doing replays now exposes how many podcasts I listen to every week 😂 @arielhelwani @MightyMouse @rampagejackson @Beardegidio

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

@HooveLocks 🫡

[HunterKendall16 @brnc0sChamp]

With Super Bowl 50 reunion for the Broncos and them celebrating Demaryius Thomas, let us all take a moment to also acknowledge the other player that is not physically here to celebrate this moment the late great Ronnie Hillman

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

@thepropdealer Sunday

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

Cam Skattebo is basically just Peyton Hillis on PCP

[Left Hook Larry @Ericlevi7]

@VoteForBrinley @jemmyjembo @TMZ Now let’s see the numbers on stabbings in the UK lol. You can ban all weapons imaginable, and mfs will still pick up a rock to inflict damage.