I did a new song / video featuring Penelope Nicolas & lots of brilliant women. Share it with the brilliant women in your life! https://t.co/rAuZKw9BPf
New political song just in time to influence your vote and change your entire world view cuz yeah, the omnipotent magic power of music etc. https://t.co/04mnyZnc4R
As we wait for a coherent, credible explanation (why this, why now, what goal); as lives are lost, risks mount, national honor on the line, it suddenly feels inappropriate & even unpatriotic to mention the Epstein files.
Now, I’m not a professional logician, but.
There once was a grifter called Trump
Whose polls hit a bit of a slump
So he rang up the gremlin
Who dwelt in the Kremlin
And offered him, once more, his rump.
(first penned 2017)
The President is a coddled boy from Queens. He’s tended to misunderstand NYC. His idea of a lawyer: Michael Cohen (LI), Pam Bondi (FL), Lindsey Halligan (ME)… If he’d spent more time around real New Yorkers he might realize he’s underestimating Letitia James (Bklyn).
Pyronoia (n.)
Compulsive conjecturing that the latest crime, tragedy or disaster might be the one that gets turned successfully into the American Reichstag Fire.
Prediction cont’d: US continues decline into white-trash kleptocracy. Ted Nugent headlines at Melania Opera House. Democrats whine piteously, post-op cone preventing them from licking the stitches.
Prediction: Bondi engages in witness-tampering. Released redacted files are glossed on right-wing media same way Mueller report was: incriminating but spun as exoneration. Base swallows it. DT shoots someone on Fifth Ave. as victory lap. Misses, claims kill; blames Obama.
It’s a test of your patriotism. If a US President is openly transactional and thinks ideals are “for suckers,” his oath to the Constitution may as well be a ploy in his ‘art of the deal.’ Are you in on that deal?
First live performance of my newest #protestsong “Not Today Devil” last night after the #HandsOff NYC, thanks to the Miaphone that caught it! https://t.co/frEjwchfqo
What if the tariffs are part of a larger strategy? What if the pain they bring will benefit not only the super-rich, but also the very important country exempt from them? And maybe that’s part of a historic “reset” in the old superpower rivalry? Asking for a fiend.
White South African immigrant Elon Musk, who shows signs of spectrum disorder and megalomania, continues his quest to embody a comic-book supervillain. Now openly seeking to corrupt the democratic process, to hasten its death & his post-gov’t dream.
Presidents don’t set grocery or gas prices. But since we all at least partly vote our pocketbook, we have even more reasons to vote Democratic. Progressive policies spur growth; Trump ruins businesses. Another term, he’ll ruin us.
@GovChristie Please ask to speak at the DNC and urge Springsteen to run. He was Born To. We all know he won’t pick you for anything, so it’s selfless! Please, Governor. #BruceForBoss
Draft Chris Christie to speak at the DNC. He urges Dems to draft his boyhood idol #BruceForBoss. Bruce reluctantly does what DT pretends to do: give up a great life to save the nation. Real A-lister, real billionaire, real uniter, 1 term and a popular centrist conventional VP.