Eric Paulsen

[TheWareHouse @7heWareHouse]

Needed to blow off some steam tonight.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

time flies. feels like just yesterday he was getting whooped with a tree branch

[𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 🔆 @lil_trevino24]

Travis Scott had her watching Prime James Harden every night lmao. She is not impressed by Jalen Brunson.

[Brad Tate @that_damntate]

Catch me if you can!!!

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

this is so accurate 😂

[Seán, Master of Wagons @candon_sean]

41 year-old Bron leading the Lakers out to defeat the great evil from Oklahoma next week

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points.

Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Godzilla wouldn’t be able to do anything because the buildings and streets are already quadruple reinforced to withstand all those big ol women

[Potti.hl @potti_cs]

@HappyPunch Jon walking up to you in an empty parking lot potentially hammered, what a terrifying moment.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Nobody understands the bond between a boy and the volume-scoring, shot-chucking guard he watched when he was younger

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Bucks backcourt this month:

Rollins — Porter Jr —
21.8 PPG 21.9 PPG
5.0 RPG 5.4 RPG
5.4 APG 7.9 APG
1.1 SPG 2.7 SPG

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

CAM THOMAS WITH 16 STRAIGHT POINTS. 🤯

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

CAM THOMAS TONIGHT:

34 POINTS
4 REBOUNDS
2 ASSISTS
12/20 FG
4/6 3PT
6/6 FT
**25 MINUTES**

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

ChatGPT in 2049 looking for the guy who made it count to 1 million and say raspberry after each number

[Dalvinthetruth @dalvinthetruth]

Bench #6 forever 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

They done sent Anthony Davis to the Nights Watch 😔

[LaMelo Ballsdurf @Tallsdurf]

Julius Randle with a full shot clock

[Not Keegan Murray @keegan16murray]

“Billy, this is Darryn Peterson. He’s a 6’5 200 pound pure scorer and is a matchup nightmare. Only problem is, he hates playing basketball”