Let’s just ban it all in 2026
Ban greyhound racing
Ban horse racing
Ban crufts
Ban fishing
Ban pigeon racing
Ban ordering a steak dinner
Ban humans having pets
Let’s pander to the animal/gambling extremists, ignore the facts and forget about the consequences
Today some guys doing a little documentary about greyhound racing came to my house and chatted to mum. I did some really good posing but it was all too much so I did some dramatic sleeping. Apparently I'm a legend. [I knew that already!]
⚡️Breaking News⚡️
After much deliberation I have decided to hang up my racing jacket & venture into retired life but I have a problem I need someone to take me on new adventures cos quite frankly the boss lady is a boring old fart so anyone who has a 5⭐️ home get in touch.
@valley_trk_wtch@Pablothepup1 Hey mate, the sympathy vote worked a treat. Hear you had millions of cuddles from all your fans at the track. Everyone loves you!!!
I have very proudly been Chair of the Starlight Charity since 2007 and this Friday is the Starlight Children’s Charity Raceday @NewburyRacing. This incredibly popular charity cares for seriously & terminally ill children & their families. An auction will be held as part of racing this Friday to raise money for Starlight and prizes include holidays, jewellery and even a lunch for two at Stanleys Restaurant in London with myself & @WillieMullins. Should you wish to contribute to this very worthwhile cause then please contact Starlight’s Events Manager, Katherine Chelsom-Pill: [email protected]
You can also make a donation to Starlight by texting “STARLIGHT 5” to 70560 to give £5.