Erik Davis

Dont worry. Be happy. | UK '19 ΘΧ

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE I HAVE .0002 SECONDS WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO BED TO GO TO WORK... AGAIN. IM TIRED OF IT. I WANT FREE TIME. I WANNA RELAX

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

This is all I have to offer

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

Is new content really that hard to come up with in a pandemic?

[carol @carol_goinham]

The glow up all of us wanted and needed

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

The man that was going door-to-door trying to sell internet really just had the audacity to ask me to sign up and put in my social security number

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

Leaving the Metronet pamphlet in plain sight so when the Spectrum cable guy comes he knows I mean business if he doesn’t fix our WiFi

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

Have you ever seen the “say less” kid and Kristen Stewart in the same room? All I’m saying is that things aren’t adding up...

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

During December the mitochondria turns into the merrychondria and becomes the gingerbread house of the cell

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

“You look tired”
Me:

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

As we approach the end of spooky season I would like to remind everyone of the chilling, cinematic master piece that is The Haunting of Hill House on Netflix

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

Billy Rye Cyrus

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

Thinking about Rebecca right now... hope she got the job

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

It’s time.

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

@alexxdavis65 Is this a cry for help?

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

My man must’ve been going thru it on Thursday smh

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

The new apocalypse will be brought about by people fighting over which chicken sandwich they think is the best

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

Can’t tell if the man never saw a cat before or just had that much emotional trauma

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

@AshtonStathis Girl read your messages what is wrong with you

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

How do I know if I’m on team city boys? Like is the only qualification to live in a city and be a boy? What if I technically live in a town? What if the rest of the city boys don’t like me :/

[Erik Davis @ErikDavis4]

𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝒽𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽... BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOUU.... OVER AGAIINNN