Erka Beeshop

Only child, NP, former Barney enthusiast. 🦖

[Erka Beeshop @Erika_Bishop]

Dear Amazon,

Please have stethoscopes on sale tomorrow on Prime Day as mines cracked and I’m fake listening to chest at the present…

Sincerely,

Erika.

#Litmann

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Mary on #sellingsunset is such a little bitch!!! Ahaha!

#stopcrying

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You know you’re old when after a 20 minute workout your watch tells you it’s going to take 62 hours to recover…

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Just ordered my first independent CT as an NP… afraid the radiologist is gunna deny it 🙃

#subduralhematoma

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Will Brent show up home with a smile cookie for me?

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If he doesn’t show up with a smile cookie, imma be pissed lol

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When you hear that your partner’s dad is visiting his sister in France and he let his 3 year old grandson fall into Lake Annecy .. and had to jump in to save him and cried in the process.
#bahahaha

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Hey @netflix, you need to can Nick and Vanessa on #LoveIsBlind

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I just vacuumed the house - dog hair is the devil’s glitter

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When your partner decides to work from home (because of the March blizzard) and you’re still working from home because of the Vid and he needs the office computer monitors for a discovery… you get relegated to the kitchen table

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Working from home (with Covid) when you work in assisted living is VERY difficult .. I am not about to call someone with dementia and ask them about their toe.

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Fun fact: Corgis are dwarfs

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Covid, round 2 babehhh!

#coolcoolcool

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I have gone to 4 grocery stores in search of lemongrass and as a result, will not be eating noodle bowl tonight ..
#vietnamesefood

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All I want for Christmas is for someone to pay for College of Nurses membership renewals fees.

#threehundreddollarsgone

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Dorito ears
#corgi

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Can someone prescribe me some ozempic?

#christmasweight

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Update: I love my new NP job.

#bye2C

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Nothing like taking and then quitting your first NP job in 4 weeks 🙃

#nothankyou

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Pretty certain I have a DVT in my left leg, and I’m 95% almost an NP…

#SomeoneUSme