Erin Williams

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

How to do an investigation without really trying:

1.) Set artificial deadline
2.) Dictate which witnesses can be interviewed
3.) Decline to follow new leads
4.) Purposefully exclude main witnesses
5.) Declare vindication

White House made sure the fix was in from the beginning.

[Maségo @UncleSego]

Once you become ok with not being everyone’s cup of tea, you reach a new level of self love.

[jodie @jodieegrace]

imma buy u a drank

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

Getting cute after looking bummy for a long time is one of the best feelings. Feels like a bad bitch has been rebirthed

[Erin Williams @ErinAlyssaMarie]

At the end of my rope. Need just one thing to go right this week.

[SAM SMITH @samsmith]

Work Hard • Be Kind • Stay Strong

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Agreed. I’m afraid to interact with women these days cuz it’s like u can’t even make lewd comments towards them, or aggressively start groping them,or sexually assault them in any way. Now days it’s like u have to “keep your hands to yourself” & “act like a decent human being”

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump and Kanye have a lot in common, actually. Both believe they are far more gifted than they actually are. Both are known to deliver rambling, nonsensical speeches. And both profess to love someone named Kim.

[coffee bae @iamsashakae]

if you struggle with mental health yet you still find a way to get shit done and you find enough strength to take care of even the smallest tasks like laundry or cooking yourself breakfast I just want you to know you are fucking killing it and I’m so proud of youuuu ♡

[Calgary Police @CalgaryPolice]

Our District 8 office has an unexpected visitor standing guard for the next couple of days. Name unknown? ☃️

#yycsnow #abstorm #yyc #calgary

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Trump to woman reporter: "She's shocked I picked her, she's in a state of shock”
Reporter: “I'm not, thank you Mr. President”
Trump: "I know you're not thinking, you never do”
Reporter: "I'm sorry?"
Trump: "Go ahead"

This is institutionalized misogyny.

[Sierra @sieerrakennedy]

*googles money saving tips* 2 hours later *downloads skip the dishes*