Erin W

I take carb loading very seriously

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

The best thing I ever did was buy a dust buster and tell my kids it was a toy they couldn’t play with. #momwin #nocrumbleftbehind

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

@nancydmaynard I just got to the end of netflix...seen it all

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

@DebbieMcCormic1 Sending love!

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

He did not find my description of a grocery store amusing 2/2

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

My husband was complaining we didn’t have any “good snacks” so I told him a story about a magical place that exists, that’s open to everyone, all the time, whenever you want it, and it has hundreds of snacks and you just go and pick out exactly what you like, whenever! 1/2

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

In case anyone needs to hear this, chocolate coconut cold brew is back at #wegmans welcome back, my old friend

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

Wrote the date this morning and immediately went “wooooaaaahhhhhhh amber is the color of your energy”

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

Haha pretty sure I never boiled a hot dog before 2018.

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

Tell me you have toddlers without telling me you have toddlers. I’ll start. My house always smells like hot dogs and applesauce.

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

Fox Mulder we need to talk about how you touch women in season 1 of X files.

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

So for the Bills fans who said the only thing they want for Christmas “is for the Bills to win the AFC East”...can I return your other gifts?

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

@CaptainStud They never loved you

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

@mmaynard11 Who made this? Michael Scott?

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

@realDonaldTrump Wait, huh?

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

What’s your favorite over used saying in corporate America? Mine has to be “right.” It’s pretty annoying, right? I feel like we could check in with our audience to ensure they’re following us in another way, right?

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

@RonTaylor79 My 2020 mantra is “Pivot! Pivot!” Feels satisfying to yell it.

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

What is, devastated.

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

@seollove33 I ate a cookie for breakfast. Because I’m a champion.

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

[Erin W @ErinDWare]

If I’m charged a missed appt fee at a drs office when I arrive 5 minutes late can I charge them a fee when they make me wait for 45 minutes?