Erin Feltman

Wife 💏 Mom 🤱🏻 Friend 👯‍♀️

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

The hits keep on coming. Happy it's Friday because I need a stiff drink. Or six. Anyone else want to pile on?

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

Can't wait to see how this plays out.

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

It's 9:35am and I feel like I've lived an entire day. What happened to my girls that like to sleep in? 😴

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

I just want to sleep for like a week. Being sick with small kids is an absolute joke.

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

Both girls are in bed and it isn't even 8pm, I'm not quite sure what to do with myself 😳

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

Seriously, neighbor? It's 9pm on a Friday, not the ideal time to mow your f'ing lawn. I know this ages me, but man...

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

Bed by 8:15? Okay, twist my arm. It's been an absolute WEEK. 😞

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

@MsMcNamara Rude.

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

For three years, the two teenage boys decide to shoot hoops in their driveway at 9pm. What gives, ya little shits?? We have small humans and it's bed time, time to stop your dribbling.

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

It's really exciting when your baby finds her hands and wants to shove them in her mouth all the time. Less exciting when that baby is on oxygen and pulls her nasal cannula out every 10 seconds. 🙄

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

My almost three year old: "What happened to your legs?"

Me: "What do you mean?"

Her: "There's sprinkles on them!"

She's talking about my leg hair. Forever humbled by my toddler. 🤦‍♀️

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

Mothers should not be allowed to get sick. Full fucking stop.

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

I'd really like to go to sleep, but my baby thinks it's time to chat and she's being so smiley and cute, it's hard to even be mad. What the hell? 🤦‍♀️

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

"She'll tell us when she's ready". I'm not surprised at hearing the words, just frustrated with the lack of guidance and information. I just want my baby healthy.

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

Once while starting a Disney movie, I casually told my daughter I would "take her to that castle someday", meaning Disney World. Now, every time we watch a Disney movie, she says "mama, you're going to take me to that castle?!" Saving money now....🥹🤦‍♀️

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Do people seriously not understand that borrowers are simply scraping by and turning these payments back on will decimate the consumer economy?

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

My daughter asked if she could workout with me yesterday, she's 2.5yo. She calls dumbbells "hiccups" and it's the cutest thing. "Mama, I got my hiccups, I'm so STRONG!" 🥹 Yes baby girl, you are! 💗

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

Husband: "Natalie, what are you doing?"

Two year old: "I'm putting mom's purse on so we can go to @Target."

I've never been so proud.

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

Nervous. Heartbroken. Scared. Pissed. Basically on the edge of a mental breakdown, how are you doing?

[Erin Feltman @ErinEFeltman]

I hate how normal "living" in the hospital feels with our girl. I just want her to be okay and to be at home.