EG Thee Ditch Witch

This is a prairie dog appreciation account (she/her)

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

thank you oat milk

[EG Thee Ditch Witch @ErinGrayD]

“Don’t you wanna take them to Asheville Brewi..”
NO. We’re going to the Tunnel Rd Ingles. Tingles, if you will.

[EG Thee Ditch Witch @ErinGrayD]

When my friends finally visit Asheville the first place I will show them is Ingles

[EG Thee Ditch Witch @ErinGrayD]

@kegdaly I go all the way to Alaska just for you to have a beer in your own damn yard?

[EG Thee Ditch Witch @ErinGrayD]

@Aaron_the_Alien Let’s steal the 419.9 signs

[EG Thee Ditch Witch @ErinGrayD]

My dog sleeps on the floor next to his bed and my cat sleeps in a canvas bag. Fuckin rad.

[ZNT @ZachNoeTowers]

GOD MAKING ME

God: and this one will need 100mg of Zoloft every day

Angel: do we tell them that?

God: no 🥰

[EG Thee Ditch Witch @ErinGrayD]

Bold of Douglas to assume millennials will have a planet to find a dream job on in 30 years

[Douglas Lumsden, Left Coast Boomer @DouglasLumsden1]

For what it’s worth:

I was 43 when I got a Ph.D.
I was 51 when I started my dream job.
I was 54 when I married the love of my life.
I was 55 when I ran my first marathon.
I was 67 when I self-published my first book.
I turn 70 next year, and I can’t wait!

[EG Thee Ditch Witch @ErinGrayD]

Go bucks

[Christof Spieler @christofspieler]

A Prius being washed away in a deluge caused by torrential rain in the scars of wildfires is the perfect metaphor for how individual consumer decisions are not enough to address climate change.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

BUCKS IN SIX

[EG Thee Ditch Witch @ErinGrayD]

Omfg

[Ana Cabrera @AnaCabrera]

NEW: California officials tell CNN they anticipate nearly all salmon in the Sacramento River will die due to abnormally hot underwater conditions as heat waves continue.

[EG Thee Ditch Witch @ErinGrayD]

@JacobSagmoe I’ll send you knitting patterns and you can occasionally pretend to be engaged

[EG Thee Ditch Witch @ErinGrayD]

This is the most blatant lie

[Michael B. Hancock @MayorHancock]

We are proud of the work we're doing to meet our residents where they are and to help offer the necessary support system that will ultimately lead to permanent housing and peace of mind. And we are thankful for our partners across the @CityofDenver that are getting the job done.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Well well well . If it isn’t the feelings i shoved down five months ago

[Kegan Daly @kegdaly]

So we all get robbed of watching maybe the most exciting Olympian we have in the most exciting event...over some weed...in 2021...