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[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

you deserve better than getting excited about a boy snap chatting you back. you deserve dinner and real dates and endless happiness

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

got locked out of this account a year ago bc twitter thought i wasn't 13... miss me?

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

was so excited about becoming an adult! then just paid some bills for my house and now regretting that excitement!

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

the time i dressed up as a suffragette for my local high school’s halloween dance and i got to the dance and all the other girls were dressed as sexy kitties/ bunnies, didn’t get the memo! felt like that scene from Mean Girls.

[father @father]

Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

yes this happened to me last week https://t.co/iRELxb5ZyB

[Kate @killakate18]

Me: hi

Person involved in a pyramid scheme: : omg I love your page! You’re literally sitting on a gold mine! I’m looking for someone who wants to make extra money from home like i do! I think you’re the perfect person for me to mentor!

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

my brand: emailing acquaintances to make plans

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me as a parent and also a teacher https://t.co/kX2YRXp6yz

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

ok pls hit my line if you know of any roller derby teams in NWA?? i’m awesome at roller skating and looking for a fun challenge :-)

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

is this a relatable tweet

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couldn’t play my Z in scrabble. gonna have nightmares about failure

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beating my 84 year old grandma in scrabble. claim to fame?

[Cartoon MacDonald @WizardMacDonald]

Me at 14: *reads three Harry Potter books in one day*

Me at 27: *sees a text that’s longer than 2 sentences* holy shit, I just do not have the time for this

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

@sunee_sam you didn’t email me back

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truth hour? i hate all those tweets that say “when drake said... ______ i really felt that” they nauseate me

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

His paws look like this so hers can look like this

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

gosh there’s nothing i love more than seeing people’s eyes light up when they talk about what they are passionate about

[lex @lexestep]

hi guys just wanted to put out a good msg and say u are really loved and things aren't gonna end up as bad u think and i hope u know how worthy of everything good in the world u are

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

is it still cool to post pics of my Chaco tan on instagram? or is that soooo 2012?

[erin2turnt @ErinHamaker]

still wanting to develop a line of glasses that have little windshield wipers to wipe off the rain.