Erin Magness

Things I want to remember that my kids say

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H: umple
(Oatmeal)

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L: I want some Lickity

(Liquid-IV)

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H: (crying out from her bed) Mommy! Daddy!
L: It’s ok H, I’m a mommy.

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L: It’s so fluffly!

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L: We only have a baby sister now.
M: Oh, yeah? What happened to your baby brother Jack?
L: Well, he was standing on the toilet and he twisted himself in the toilet. And… we lost him. Yeah, we lost him.

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M: Hey dude!
L: Don’t say to me “dude!” I’m just a gurlie.

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D: mom do you need books so you can fall asleep? I can read to you if you want.
(Excited about learning to read)

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L: When I was a mommy, I used to put the kids to bed and read them books.

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(In his underwear, getting a haircut, hair falling into his lap)
D: What is this! Now I have a hairy penis like daddy!

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L: Mom, when I’m a boy, then can I use that urinal potty?
E: Yeah, sure.
L: ‘Nanks

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D: Mom, I love the white brown sugar!

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L: I want a unicorn cake! And a purple bakugon and a pink watch for my birthday!

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M: D, I can’t leave you in the car while I go in. It’s not safe.
D: (*yelling) but I know karate!

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D: Expecto petroleum!

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JH: oh yeah, Mom it’s your birthday. Happy birthday!
L: No it’s my birthday! We both have birthdays today!

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JH: Do you remember the wiener dog at the 2021 Magness family Christmas celebration? I said “that dog sure looks like a hot dog!”

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M: Hi Daddy.
L: He’s not your daddy! Your daddy is Grandpa Joe!

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D: Ah, poop. My favorite smell.

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L: I have a headache. I need some salt from the cabinet. (Liquid iv)

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L: I work so much hard at school.