Erin Mitchell

Counselor, musician, volunteer, artist, foodie, animal lover, Renaissance woman. Fan of the abnormal, the paranormal, and the just plain weird.

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Giving a running "Mystery Science Theater 3000" -style commentary on every commercial when watching TV #IsSoClassicMe

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@bigmacher

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#InsteadOfShadeLetsThrow Black Light

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#InTheMurkyDepths lies that thing some poor soul did for a Klondike bar.

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Twitter trolls live #InTheMurkyDepths of their moms’ basements.

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#InTheMurkyDepths of the Internet Graveyard: Stolen tweets, recycled memes & lame excuses

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#InTheMurkyDepths of the forest primeval, enterprising Sasquatches are endeavoring to prove that humans exist

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#InTheMurkyDepths of my dark & twisted soul, a toxic sludge of sarcasm and perverted jokes is brewing...

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Watching a guy run pasta dough thru a “sheeter”on Food Network. At least he’s not trying to flahsh eet down the sheeter.

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@dvorakoelling

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@howellsemma219 @AEGTrimble @Mina_Espiritu @Kerry6868 @Sugden_Stacey @Patrici49287645 @8thwonder2014 @GACGenMgr @mistyrain60 @TWDwayne @becky_GAFan @angelwoman78 @James_Doyle83 @RosemaryBrace @fleurylover @carolyn_addie @Marecee64 @gahawolf @wickedsweet2 Thanks sweetie!😘

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@phillymoreno Is that Tony Packo’s?

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#WeirdFactsAboutMyHometown Findlay, Hancock County, Ohio. Better known to the pervs among us as Find a Lay in Handcock County.

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Basic human rights:
Life
Liberty
The pursuit of a Twitter feed that’s not full of political 💩

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#HazmatWasCalled After the kids tried to blame this on the dog

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#HazmatWasCalled When the Mobile Meth Lab Van stopped at Wal-Mart

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#HazmatWasCalled After I put a Milky Way bar in the swimming pool

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@thistallawkgirl New phone, who dis?

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#UnlikelyLimoDestinations Long Island iced tea... Oh wait, thought you said Limon

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#ThisAlwaysHappensToMe I get that song about the narwhals swimming in the ocean stuck in my head!

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@Danko_Richards Pairs well with kale smoothies & beard oil