Hi #writersoftwitter I write rom coms set in New England. My WIP is an enemies-to-lovers story about rival bar owners (Yankees bar vs Red Sox) forced to coexist when a wall comes down. My #amquerying book is a 2nd chance romance featuring former loves training for an Xmas 5k.
I know all the talk recently is about men’s obsession with the Roman Empire but have you tried asking the women in your life how often they think about Anne Boleyn?
Watching people (not this OP) suddenly discover that they didn't lip sync and were insanely talented performers after I spent my formative years getting bullied and laughed out of rooms for making these points is ...an experience.
@_DaisyBlaine JT is not above criticism, but if you look at comments Britney has made over the last few years, he is literally the only person from her past she has spoken fondly of.
If you want to experience the laziest, most incompetent customer service on your biggest and most important purchases, sign up for an installation from @HomeDepot Thanks for all your help guys. Guess I'll just go another week without a functioning front door. No biggie!
@nicwillwrites Lucky you! My 5yo won't let me play their music, even when I tell her it's "Branch and his brothers." But she thinks it's very cool they got to give Taylor Swift an award.
Find you a friend like @S_Ovenell who will video call your cord cutting elder millennial ass so you can see NSYNC on the VMAs and then point out they're wearing 1989 coded colors as they present an award to Taylor.
@clhubes This is true. I never thought, as a fiction writer and former theater kid this would be hard for me, but now I volunteer to change all the dolls clothes a million times so I don't have to get in character.
Me, a mom who just moved to a new state, preparing for the school year: I hope we make friends and feel welcome in the community.
Other moms on Twitter: Ew, I hate when people talk to me. Fuck everyone looking for friendship.
Please let the real world not be like Twitter 🙏
@nikkihodum Hi I am Erin. I write rom coms. I set a word goal for the day and try to get eords in whenever I have a free moment throughout the day. It's been working better for me than setting specific times.
Husband: I was up until 2 dealing with an emergency. Taking a nap now.
Me: Okay. I will respect your time to rest.
Me, 5 minutes later, bursting into the room where husband was probably just dozing off: WE'RE GOING TO THE ERAS TOUR CONCERT MOVIE!!!!!