erin_acab_vontrapp

my face is half forehead

[erin_acab_vontrapp @ErinVonTrapp]

#acab and #fuckisrael

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

People be like “I needed this” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their friends

[rova @rovabtw]

if you are mean to animals I don't fkin like you

[erin_acab_vontrapp @ErinVonTrapp]

I must really want to live if I'm choosing lack of orgasms over suicidal thoughts. Damn.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I can confirm the theory that you no longer cross paths with people who have already completed their part in your life.

[✧˖𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂°.₊˚ ♡ @ScaryMaryx]

you like one horny tweet and your whole timeline becomes goontown

[unalive @omegavenz]

Bi girls and their boyfriends are celebrating this month

[erin_acab_vontrapp @ErinVonTrapp]

Lucky to be both

[🫧𝕋𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤🫧 @theone90x]

half of twitter is horny and the other half is high as fuck.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

dude stop trying to skip my dialogue i can see you spamming the A button bro cut it out

[@Nam..sharma💙 @sharm42453]

The hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd.

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“Why are you standing on your head?” asked Frog.

“I hope that if I stand on my head, it will help me think of a story,” said Toad.

[Katy (not a girl) 🧡🤍🩷🐞 @hey_its_katy]

Everyone is so mean for no fucking reason. “You don’t owe anyone anything” has completely destroyed people’s ability to be kind. Because actually we do owe people kindness, care, and understanding.

[erin_acab_vontrapp @ErinVonTrapp]

@GameChangerSam Team 2 is so fucking hot

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team?
❤️ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite
💬 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!

[erin_acab_vontrapp @ErinVonTrapp]

I love writing erotica and have filled books with my words and I never read them. No one reads them. Dozens and dozens of notebooks of my smutty thoughts that never see the light of day. Maybe someone will find them when I'm dead and read them.

[erin_acab_vontrapp @ErinVonTrapp]

#fuckdepression

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Public schools are not your church.

If you want your kid to learn the Bible, then take them to Sunday school.

End of story.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store

[erin_acab_vontrapp @ErinVonTrapp]

@KvoxTweets @cart_blowers We are the good left. And as long as there is injustice, we have to stay in community with each other. It's the only way to survive. It's grim yes, but it's never over.