Just a reminder of average energy costs:
€650 - France
€650 - Belgium
€620 - Spain
€558 - Germany
€558 - Denmark
€546 - Holland
€545 - Austria
€543 - Norway
€476 - Finland
€174 - Poland
€2,960 - UK
If I had £1 for every time I said “What they going to do sack me? They’d have to catch me first I’m like a whippet” in the voice of Louie Spence at work today I wouldn’t have to work at all this weekend
When we got a dog we joked about training him to bark at the neighbour we don’t like, we never did anything - but now the dog always barks at him and we can’t get him to stop
Wouldn’t recommend falling asleep with your hand resting on your leg right after tanning - unless you’re into an orange palm and a white handprint on your leg 🤦🏽♀️
Who said lockdown 3 was boring - my sister has just spent 10 minutes reading me an article called “facts about Prince Phillip the Queen doesn’t want you to know”
Do you recon work would give me time off because my ‘baby’ is ‘ill’ and it’s an ‘emergency’?
By baby I mean puppy, by ill I mean has the hiccups and by emergency I mean he’s just too damn cute 🥰