IrelandTurn

Angry tatted cabbage patch.
I’ll fuck your bitch and give her back.
“That woman is a bad cheap wine you can feel in your teeth.”

[IrelandTurn @Erin_Chicane]

It's not a metaphor, it's away to take away some of the pain.

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“I’m not the one that brought salamanders in the tub”

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Wow it’s crazy how leaving people out of photos fucking hurts them.

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Jeff just told me that I “can’t do anything” then proceeded to need my mom’s car… anyways…

[IrelandTurn @Erin_Chicane]

I like flaws. I like tattoos with blown lines, I like noses that aren’t straight, I like chipped teeth, I scars, I like things about people that they hate.

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I asked Jeff why he liked me and he said “I dunno, along for the challenge it’s hard I guess”

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I think I just learned that you should fully watch videos before sending them to your married dude friends…

[ryan @greatvaluemilf]

olive garden battle pass…

[IRL Vulpix 🔥 @ShevyyMariee]

we gonna rock down to electric avenue ⚡️

[IrelandTurn @Erin_Chicane]

My buddies kids knowing that I’m they’re uncles is absolutely insane.

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Not seeing barenaked ladies tomorrow with my dad may be my 13th reason.

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“I said hey man I love you but no fucking way”

[ryan @greatvaluemilf]

if im being honest im scared to headline so be nice to me

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

empathy burnout is so real, i’m tired of understanding people

[IrelandTurn @Erin_Chicane]

It’s funny cause Nicole wants to “go to warped tour so bad” and literally if she wasn’t being a dumb cunt rn Jeff could pick her up, and take her there because he’s working it AGAIN. Stupid bitch..

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I really love my best friend. Like really a lot. I miss Nicole but having a dude best friend is peak.

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Foot

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It makes me sad to see how shitty active addiction is making my skin. I see people my age and they don’t look 35 at 27. I need to get my fucking shit together.

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“You sound like if Smigel had something in his throat”

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“No I just felt bad for the plants”