idiot asshole🪐

only funny on Twitter

[idiot asshole🪐 @Erin_Johnson__]

Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[isaacs @izs]

New ai psychosis just dropped: return of the pre Bronze Age bicameral mind

[Worcester Red Sox @WooSox]

show us your kitties

[idiot asshole🪐 @Erin_Johnson__]

I am doing things in adobe illustrator that would make a graphic design student institutionalize me

[PepeYanks @Pepe_Yanks]

Worcester MA should at least be in the conversation

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Please be kind to your mother today when she asks the waiter at brunch no fewer than 5 absolutely insane questions

[zoë 🦭ia era @crosbyism]

i’ve never considered that maybe brad marchand isn’t too old to be bisexual. maybe i’m a bad person

[idiot asshole🪐 @Erin_Johnson__]

NASA you son of a bitch this is so cool.

Me and my cat :)

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[idiot asshole🪐 @Erin_Johnson__]

Just finished baldurs gate 3 for the first time. Why did they do that to karlach?

[Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO @cool_hot_woman]

sorry guys I don't really know the difference between a lutheran and an episcopalian. growing up I was told to cross the street if I saw a protestant

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Tens of thousands of bees have suddenly swarmed across parts of Israel, prompting authorities to warn residents and shop owners to keep doors and windows closed.

[turbomander @turbomander]

no disrespect to wizard who believe themselves to be wiser than the council but that could never be me. i am far too wise to do something so foolish. perhaps even wiser than the council

[Dan Walden @dwaldenwrites]

Engineered in a NASA lab to infuriate me far past reason. Marvelous work.

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

they say men don’t cry, not true you just don’t know how to hurt them. all of mine cried

[idiot asshole🪐 @Erin_Johnson__]

Bill so good I almost liked a hate tweet

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

Massachusetts lawmakers have advanced a bill called the “Bettor Health Act” that would:

Raise tax rate from 20% to 51%
Limit wagers to $1,000 total per day
Ban prop bets
Ban live bets

Essentially you’d see the end of sports betting in the state.

[sandy @satosgs]

good on him for finally finding time to apologize after partying for three days with every sexual abuser he could find