In Australia, the captain of this football team went into the stands after his team won the championship to get their waterboy, who has Down's Syndrome, so they could celebrate together.
Washington: "And we will divide this football league into eight divisions that are all based on geographic region!"
"Brilliant, sir. So a western division will be made up of all western cities?"
"Yes, precisely, like Kansas City, Missouri."
"Uhhhhhh"
"And in the East, we will put Dallas."
"Sir, I-"
"And of course, no southern division could ever be complete without Indianapolis, Indiana."