Erin Stipe

I was once told I had man calves. Get at me.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

Crushing a workout and driving directly to the liquor store. #Friday

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

Ugh this didn’t age well. Sleeping past 6 sounds glorious.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

Woke up before 6:00 AM today and almost felt like a real adult for the first time in months.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

Going to start carrying cash for the sole purpose of being able to stop at lemonade stands. Kids out there hustlin need our help.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

My child makes a lot of concerned faces, see attached, and I don’t blame him. Not like I know WTF I’m doing over here. Love you, kid. @KStipe

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

@KellyBSheehan I love the detail in where you would kick yourself. Leg, nice choice.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

@jelynnenny Yes, girl, yes. 🙌🏻 I did not ask your thoughts, keep them and your hands to your damn selves!

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

Solo car rides rocking out by your damn self is a wonderful form of self care and if you disagree we probably aren’t friends.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

@KellyBSheehan Did you get his number?

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

PSA: My husband, @KStipe, was the second grade chess champ. I married up, y’all.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

Taking applications of those who get a bomb ass place somewhere and quarantine together for the winter.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

@ElyseHigs The most Epic bride.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

THE HOST SHOULD BE ABLE TO MUTE MICROPHONES. I can’t believe I want this to be more like zoom. #Debates2020

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

@ElyseVasiliades I think my ears are bleeding.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

We can’t be allies if you can’t LISTEN and LEARN.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

If production doesn’t start showing it all then I’m done watching. Stop protecting her racist actions and words @bigbrothernet

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Am I surprised THIS wasn’t shown at all? Absolutely not, but here it is Casuals. Christmas’s trash ass in action:
#BB22
https://t.co/mErzlqFIev

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Am I surprised THIS wasn’t shown at all? Absolutely not, but here it is Casuals. Christmas’s trash ass in action:
#BB22
https://t.co/mErzlqFIev

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

@DanGul20 @Brourada29 @JKarp309 @ScottJaris @RyanKnapp11 @Bennylava913 @KStipe Thanks for the CC - I appreciate that this hasn’t died over the years 😂

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

Get ‘em girl 🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President:

You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student.

Loser has to fund the Post Office.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

Woke up before 6:00 AM today and almost felt like a real adult for the first time in months.

[Erin Stipe @Erin_Stipe]

@KellyBSheehan Wow how the tides have turned