ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

My mom (who has 2 fully functioning arms): “I’m going to go try to take a shower with one arm immobilized because my friend just had surgery and can’t move hers”

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Me in my room imagining fake scenarios and hurting my own feelings

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

My vice is drinking wine, pretending I’m Simon Cowell and judging live performances by celebrities

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

My favorite thing to do is call millenials “boomers” when they don’t know about something trendy

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

“I always get Demi Lovato and Jennifer Lawrence mixed up” -Karly ……?????

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

I don’t trust “food is fuel” people

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

I can’t wait to never hear the Teams ringtone EVER again

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

@amandawoodward_ #byoMAGAHat

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

It’s so crazy becoming an adult and figuring out that the people you just thought were a little off as a kid were actually addicted to meth

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

My girlfriend told me that if I ever cheated on her she would give my dogs away and not tell me where she sent them….#fearthequietones

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

I hate popcorn ceilings to my core

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

@StonerHayley It’s the ~little things~

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

Whenever I am mad at my girlfriend I go into my room and restart the modem from my phone over and over while she’s playing video games

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

Stop normalizing video game addictions

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

Remember when we used to pay $1.29 per song and we used to get iTunes gift cards for Christmas?

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

I am sick of living in a place where @Starbucks mobile ordering is turned off

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

@sabrinastaras That’s my type of manifesting

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

The word “manifest” is so triggering for me and I couldn’t tell you why. Even writing this I am more irritated than before.

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

@amandawoodward_ Are you a 14 again?

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

We should really stop selling this to the general public

[ⒺяᎥ⒩ ℱíṭzᎶєɾѧʟⅅ @Erin_fitz3]

Whoever tells you to buy a home so you save on rent does not have 5 evil little dogs as neighbors that break through your shared fence on a monthly basis