Erin

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

new year new me: vodka with diet soda and a shot of ozempic

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

absolute shame. rip. thank you for the music.

[SAINT @saint]

RIP Takeoff 💔

1994-2022

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

@MissAtlFalcons @beyoncehours Ur an idiot

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

i want cute lil feminine arms

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

if you can’t make your own neurotransmitters store bought is fine and by that i mean alcohol

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

i have a chronic throat infection aren’t i cute wanna makeout

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

give me a fresh new pair of Jordan’s or give me death tbh

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

if i had a dollar for every time chrishell from SS said she didn’t have a home ..

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

@itsmadiaa Thank you I needed this LOL

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

was told by another woman i have man hands today i am hanging on by a thread people

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

the only thing that sounds worse than dating in my 20’s is dating in my 30’s and that reminds me there is absolutely nothing to look forward to

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

i know i’m becoming unhinged when i start tweeting again

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

bad bitches get dumped too ok

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

hello i’ve returned from a 4 month depression hiatus what did i miss

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

@itsmadiaa this is my favourite tweet

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

fantasizing about meeting ted cruz one day and punching him the fuck out 🥰

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

tinder: a collection of uninteresting men

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

want a hand tattoo but also want to go to medical school so idk

[Erin @ErinnTurnerr]

some of you weren’t Starbucks baristas and it shows