Erinsborough Police Department

Home of Erinsborough's Police Service and Sarge's discharge. Serving the community since 1985.

"Incompetency is the best policy."

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

Inspired by @Lassiters11 and @ErinsHosp we've set up our own social media, keeping you up to date on all the illegal goings on around Erinsborough courtesy of Australia's most competent police force! 🚓 #Neighbours #IncompetencyIsTheBestPolicy

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

@judyjanine Bit rude. We've actually been really successful the past few months!

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@soap_zombie @neighbours Excuse me? We fully trained all of our staff as you can see by our excellent track record!

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

Apologies we've been so inactive! There's been a few internal restructuring issues following the suspension of one of our senior colleagues. In other news, our team of cops is now expanding to two, with the addition of Constable Varga-Murphy joining Sargent Rodwell! 👮‍♀️👮‍♂️

[Action for Neighbours @for_neighbours]

If @neighbours ends, thats the end of the @Lassiters11 brand, the Waterhole, Harold’s cafe, @ErinsHosp @ErinsPoliceDept, even Ramsay street.

This can’t happen, we’ve been part of this community for decades.

Let’s #SAVENEIGHBOURS

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

@neighcomment Excuse you?!

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@WelshNeighbours Excuse you! 😤

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

Here's something worth trying...

Tubi is a free ad-supported streamer owned by Fox, that has just launched in the UK after enjoying success in America! You can use their contact form to request new shows and tell them how much #Neighbours means to you and why it should be saved!

[Kyle M 🏡🎢 #SaveNeighbours @Kyle74974560]

https://t.co/AjuyBRr5dM

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@ErinsHosp We've also actually managed to be fairly competent too! Don't close us down! #saveneighbours #Neighbours

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

Crimes against soap have been committed by Amazon. 👮‍♂️

[Kyle M 🏡🎢 #SaveNeighbours @Kyle74974560]

Who's starting the petition?

#Neighbours #SaveNeighbours

https://t.co/OUFrDz0dMZ

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

Sarge fished Heath out of the crocks mouth (he does everything around here). Hope this helps! 🐊👮🏿‍♂️

[Sophie 🏠 #BringBackNeighbours @WelshNeighbours]

How has Yaz got Heath’s ashes? Did they cremate the Croc? 🐊

#Neighbours

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@ErinsHosp Correct answer, love you too EH xxx 👮‍♀️

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

Pls don't call our cops when on duty x

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

Hi All. Apologies we've been quiet recently, Sarge has gone camping and we have no staff to replace him, so admin has been pitching in! The police station is now closed until Sarges return, so please don't blow Holly Hoyland up in the complex with a fairy light display x 👮‍♀️

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

@Lassiters11 Can't evict us, we'll arrest you.

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

Because we're amazing?!?! 👮‍♀️

[Lassiters Hotels @Lassiters11]

We don't understand why we have an onsite Police station

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@Lassiters11 Thought you were already on 0?

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Sign the petition to prevent further crimes against Melanie from being committed!

https://t.co/OCDxsfg4Xw

#Neighbours #SaveOurMel #SaveMel #MelaniePearson

[Kyle M 🏡🎢 #SaveNeighbours @Kyle74974560]

https://t.co/dS2CfemDDG #SaveOurMel

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

We are currently searching for the producer of Neighbours, as we believe that crimes against Melanie Pearson have been committed. 👮‍♀️

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

@JamesBa1971 @WhatsSusanDoing Give us a break! The competency team have been on holiday for a few years now!

[Erinsborough Police Department @ErinsPoliceDept]

This is Holly Holland. If you see her, please ring @WhatsSusanDoing in order to report her whereabouts. She is extremely vulnerable, and has been held hostage 5 times this year by: Eden Shaw, Dr Gavin Bowman, Heath Silverson, Justin Ashton and The Sharehouse Christmas Tree. 👮