Eric

okay

[Eric @ErkAlves]

One day I wish to be as powerful as Dakota Johnson was in this moment

[Gromit Mug @gromitmuggg]

Someone hacked my Chick-fil-A account and Chick-fil-A reported it to the police

[Ben @bentolate]

This is so..

[whack-a-mole victim @gloryoftheocean]

ziplock bag ive been using as a wallet this summer tore open completely

[R⌖DDY @dckhouse]

just outbid myself 5 times on ebay not knowing it was me

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I was just saying this to my pastor

[olga @NOTolgaa]

some guy next to me at nowadays started throwing up and i was like ‘hey are you ok’ and he said ‘yeah i’m just throwing up’

[. @TyyTyra]

a nurse just asked me what “DNR” mean baby lemme report you to HR

[Marcus @Superunknown118]

😂😂

[renee @BEWlTCHEDME]

if gracie had a bald spot

[Fleet @Fleetwood_Smack]

Angel Numbers🤭🤗. Get outside and enjoy it!

[c @kikaykikayi]

Job market is like do u want to train AI or be unemployed

[kat @puwsykatt]

my sister soft launching her 50 year old bf

[helen @helen]

avoiding the diarrhea parasite has me eating like a 130lb dog on its birthday

[bbygrl @MajinGooner]

My dunkin $6 meal deal doesnt have parasites, i know that for sure…

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

anyone wanna come over? i’m making pillsbury glass bread, parasite lettuce caesar salad, and screwworm steak for dinner 💕

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

Roommate said he’s gonna start eating healthier

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Sorry I can’t come, I had the parasite that causes diarrhea and then got kicked eight feet in the air by a bison at the Madonna concert, but don’t worry here’s a picture of me holding the newspaper to prove I’m alive

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

This parasite is real victory for those of us who love eating processed foods 🫶