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[Erl3_ @Erl314]

Keep your relationship life private.
It only makes sense...
That way you can have 2 ✌️

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

I'm just gonna put this out there....
Some of y'all LOOK TOO OLD, to be in your 30s
Like gawd.... Some of y'all need self love.

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

It's like I want a boo....
But ain't nobody booable,
So I don't want one.

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

I have a friend that loves to sleep well into the day. I'm talking like 11am, 12pm, 1pm.
So me being me waking up at 6am-7am,
I flood her IG DM with messages. All morning. Videos. Pics, random self conversation.
When she wakes up her phone is lit up and SYKE. IT ME BITCH😂

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

The amazing person that I am...
I literally am gonna pass up my chance to get the vaccine, so that someone else can get it.

Pretty much the nicest person ever

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

After I got my first covid test,
I looked at the nurse dead in the eyes and said....

"yo can I get that cocaine back"

In the end... I never got my coke back.

Oh and I'm covid negative.

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

We can go on dates all you want girl.

Just don't post me.

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

Aww damnnnn. I've been single for exactly 1 year.
What a time to be alive 😏
Heres to another year you sinners 🍻

Also I'm starting a podcast so hop on over and follow Sideline.Sinners on IG and tiktok yalls!

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

I hate when the mucho burrito employee that made my burrito, hands it over to the mucho burrito employee working cash and says...

He got the mucho with double meat.

Like fuck you julia,
Getting all personal and shit.

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

I'm a huge fan of loudly saying "you're welcome"
When someone doesn't say thank you. You ungrateful fuck!

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

I can't make this up. One of my ex's blocked my number along time ago and ever since I've used her number as a grocery list

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

If I had a dollar for Everytime I thought about you,
I'd only have one buck cuz you never left my mind girl

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

If they didn't invite you.
Don't ask to go.

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

My favorite thing about weed is that you can smoke it to the point of no fucking return...

And still return!

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

The same chicks that complain about dudes posing with fish in pictures,
Are the very same chicks that think the duck face pose is fucking cute.
Put your lips away Britney, that filler is overkill.

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

Gary trent fucking Jr is my fucking guy. New fav rap. Let's fucking go Gary

Powell we still love you

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

Social media:
Where people spy on your instead of supporting you 😂

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

A friend with weed
Is a friend indeed
And a friend indeed
Is a friend before weed

Love yah tits

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

Obviously I'm fucked up and I just use my looks to objectify women....
This demon was literally and figuratively created by women.
So am I the devil or are y'all?

[Erl3_ @Erl314]

If my girl is having a bad day...
I'll talk to her tomorrow.
No reason for both of us to have a bad day.