Erin

Toad

[Erin @Ern_tod]

Blindly feeling around to find the latch to open up the hood of cars is making me sympathetic to fellas trying to find the clit

[Erin @Ern_tod]

@Spotify nobody wants white noise on their fucking daylist.

[gaptoothtruth | hundavious @nogumhundo]

We was not supposed to see this many bad bitches

[corb @awshuqs]

people dont even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this

[onion person @CantEverDie]

who the fuck is this

[Erin @Ern_tod]

Combating feelings of inadequacy with homemade cookies! Is it working? Only time can tell

[Erin @Ern_tod]

Just saw an anti evolution billboard ? That’s embarrassing take it down

[Erin @Ern_tod]

Traveling for 16 days ✅

Access to laundry while I’m gone ✅

Bringing 25 pair of underwear, just in case ✅

[Erin @Ern_tod]

First day of my period? Immense tragedy happening around the world? I’m an endless fountain of tears. Ope!

[Erin @Ern_tod]

Sorry for having emotions ❌

Thank you for ur patience and letting me express how I’m feeling ✅✅✅

[Erin @Ern_tod]

Almost apologized to my BF for having regular human emotions and then STOPPED MYSELF because why tf have I been conditioned to apologize for simply existing???

[Erin @Ern_tod]

IM A MOTHA! SAM AND I ADOPTED! (A dog)

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

what the fuck

[Erin @Ern_tod]

Me? I don’t feel the need* to share my Spotify wrapped on social media🤔

*am literally way to embarrassed to share with my peers

[Erin @Ern_tod]

Seeing on Facebook the preschoolers I watched at day care turn into cringy middle schoolers is the greatest and worst experience of my life

[Erin @Ern_tod]

Every man I’ve ever dated….can be summed up with
“please let me love you”
“no thanks, I’m sad”

[Erin @Ern_tod]

Getting family tattoos and my sister is getting a rose for me….I feel like I’ve made it very clear to the universe that me and all my homies…..hate roses….

[Erin @Ern_tod]

I have stress eaten an entire log of mozzarella tonight so that’s how I’m doing