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[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Ruto is often shocked by things that Ruto does. Soon he will say Wantam

[Access Yamal @AccessYamal]

📲 | Lamine Yamal via IG: "😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I should open a hotel without a kitchen. When you visit, you sit down, order what you want. I will then run across the road and buy from another hotel and bring you the food.

This way, if you get diarrhea, I will tell you it's not my fault.

Why wouldn't this work? The Ministry of Roads has been doing it for years. They don't have a single spade, but they build roads.

[👤 @jadinho97]

“Foreign religion” he thinks Jesus walked on water in Brighton and was resurrected in Norwich

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I am my own worst enemy. And thus, as the enemy of my enemy, my best friend.

[✨ Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Blaming everything on end year fatigue when you’ve actually been tired and done since February

[The Butcher @inglorious_bat]

The rapture really did happen... and we're all in hell!

[Kerubo @slyrie]

We even have a national average bribe?

[dax @DaxUtd]

how that 30% off premium offer's moving

[🇿🇦 @sandile_krok]

She said

[𝓛 . 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓳𝓾𝓲 @LydiahKinyanju4]

A Vote of No Confidence has never been so quietly loud!

[June 25th @Jasiri_WVR]

Imagine crippling regional trade over foolishness 😂😂😂

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

The technical issues...

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Please note😂😂😂😂

The SGR is on its way to Mombasa rn but apparently it has already malfunctioned for travelers in the 10pm trip back to Nairobi .

We are not dumb.

[Yator @yator___]

Just watch the 9PM news bro.

[HIM🐐 @ComedianMwirigi]

Hi @WilliamsRuto

[McLovin @3malinh0]

Scenes tomorrow